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Ted Wilson
P.O. Box 182
Telluride, CO 81435
970-708-3906

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-from "Songs NOT to Sing on Mother's Day"

THE BOOGER SONG

We know it's sick, we know it's wrong, but we love to sing the Booger Song.

(Sung to the tune of “If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands ”)

If there's a booger on your finger, flick it off

If there's a booger on your finger, flick it off

If there's a booger on your finger

Then it's bound to be a clinger

If there's a booger on your finger, flick it off

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